Sesame Street ruined my life

It must have. Because I watched it a lot as a kid,learning the alphabet and numbers. And some of those early episodes of Sesame Street are now out on DVD.

With an "Adults Only" label.

I kid you not.

These early Sesame Street episodes are intended for grown-ups and may not suit the needs of today's preschool child.

First, they came for Bugs Bunny. And I said nothing, because I was not a bunny.

Next, they came for Big Bird. And I said nothing, because I was not a bird.

When they come for Biology Boy, will there be anyone to say anything for me?