Take this job...
One of my current tasks is running this year's Search Committee. We have four shiny new positions here in UTPA Biology (see here for more details). It's a challenge, but so far, I'd have to give ourselves a pat on the back, because I think we came up with a better job ad than this one.
Hey, I'm on the "Professors who blog" list! Actually, I think I asked to be put on that list back when the Chronicle of Higher Education article ran. Shameless self-promotion. It's the only way to go.