Spotted this on Facebook...
... and I was off to the races:
Philosophy argues about the target but never takes the shot.
Math assumes the target is a perfect sphere on a frictionless surface.
Science shoots at the target, misses, and says it hit the target within an order of magnitude.
Engineering tears down the old target and builds a new, larger, easier to hit target.
Religion believes in the target.
Crazy draws the target wherever the shot lands.
Sawed-off shotgun ignores the target.
Canada fires at the target, hits it perfectly, then apologizes.
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