24 June 2012

“Sure, he can walk on water, but his GRE scores were rotten...”

“Man, I thought Jesus would never finish his Ph.D.”

“You know his committee just passed him because he kept the departmental seminars flush with bread and wine.”

“Maybe, but he’s had good success as a PI. He’s got a big lab now, with twelve grad students.”

“Yeah, but I hear there’s trouble brewing with that one student, Judas, who’s going to lodge a complaint against him with the Dean.”

Spotted on Academic TreePhilosophy branch, specifically..

1 comment:

ilovebraaains said...

Ha ha this is pretty true! I think grad school training is kind of like disciples following a rabbi- or like an apprenticeship!